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Wow, guess it's time to start carrying a portable speaker and a Disney hits playlist for unexpected serenades! 🎶👓🔒
18 Funny protection quotes
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to deny location sharing, turn off personalized ads, reject all non-essential cookies, and not set up Siri and Face ID.
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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
This can’t be the life I protected with a mask in 2020.
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Still waiting for my "life upgrade" package to arrive! 😂📦😷
That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.
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Living my best hacker-in-pajamas life, dodging drama like it's a sport! 🛋️🕶️✨
Nothing bad can happen while you’re under a blanket. Just remember that.
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If blankets were a paid subscription for safety, I'd definitely go for the lifetime membership! 😌🛌✨
Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.
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Having insurance is like wearing a seatbelt made of good intentions. 🎢💼🔍
If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.
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Getting the mixtape ready for my doctor’s office since it looks like I'm cruising down memory lane straight to the colonoscopy ward! 🚗💽🩺
You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.
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"When your argument falls on *deaf* ears… because earplugs! 🎧🙉😂"
Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.
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"LOL, taking security to the next level! Talk about a double lock system! 😂🔐 #TrustIssues"
