21 Funny quit quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your workplace needed a "Caution: Falling in Love Zone" sign! 😂💔 Who knew your charm was a workplace hazard! #HeartbreakerOnDuty

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Dictionary requests emergency update due to missing words like 'quit' in this ambitious person's vocabulary 🚫💼 Oh, but watch out for 'resign', 'drop out', and 'give up' – those are in heavy rotation! 🔄😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

  Commentary:
  Me to cat: Your laser-eyed stare won't turn me into a gourmet dish! 🐱👀🍳 #NotAnIngredient

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enemies when you're already surrounded by negativity? 🤷‍♂️ Time to trade in those toxic relationships for some good vibes and self-care! 🌟 #BeYourOwnBestFriend"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourselves, for the email escape artist is about to pull off the disappearing act of the century 🎩✨💌 #OOOMagic #GoneWithTheEmails"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs money when you've got all the time in the world? 💸⏰ Just be sure to spend it wisely… or not! #LivingTheTimeRichLife 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

  Commentary:
  "Living life like an Olympic sprinter: carb-ing up, sprinting hard, then gracefully bowing out for a well-deserved nap 😂🍝💤 #LifeGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to quit sexual innuendos? That's a hard task indeed! 😏 Stay strong, we believe in you… or do we? 😉 #InnuendoOverload"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

  Commentary:
  "Time to dive into the season of sun, tan lines, and endless possibilities! 🌞🕶️ Say goodbye to work and hello to relaxation – it's summertime, baby! 🏖️😎 #SummerGoals #NoMoreWorkBlues"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

  Commentary:
  🤔💭 "Considering a career change from professional procrastinator to expert laundress 🧺💼. Who knew matching socks could be so time-consuming… 😅 #AdultingGoals"

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