17 Funny quit quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourselves, for the email escape artist is about to pull off the disappearing act of the century 🎩✨💌 #OOOMagic #GoneWithTheEmails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

  Commentary:
  "Who needs money when you've got all the time in the world? 💸⏰ Just be sure to spend it wisely… or not! #LivingTheTimeRichLife 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

  Commentary:
  "Living life like an Olympic sprinter: carb-ing up, sprinting hard, then gracefully bowing out for a well-deserved nap 😂🍝💤 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to quit sexual innuendos? That's a hard task indeed! 😏 Stay strong, we believe in you… or do we? 😉 #InnuendoOverload"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

  Commentary:
  "Time to dive into the season of sun, tan lines, and endless possibilities! 🌞🕶️ Say goodbye to work and hello to relaxation – it's summertime, baby! 🏖️😎 #SummerGoals #NoMoreWorkBlues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

  Commentary:
  🤔💭 "Considering a career change from professional procrastinator to expert laundress 🧺💼. Who knew matching socks could be so time-consuming… 😅 #AdultingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the perfect recipe for a mid-life crisis comedy movie plot 🎥🍿! Too young, too poor, and too…fluffy to be a stripper- now that's what we call life's sweet irony! Let's just keep on truckin' and see where the chips fall! 💃🏼💸🍰 #LifeGoals"

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