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26 Funny quit quotes

Funny quit quotes bring a hilarious twist to the art of giving up πŸ˜‚βœŒοΈ Whether you’re walking away from a bad day, a tough job, or just a stubborn habit, these witty gems will keep you laughing through the exit πŸšͺ🀣 Ready to embrace quitting with a smile and a wink? Let’s dive into some chuckle-worthy wisdom that proves sometimes quitting is the best move! 😜πŸ”₯

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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