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Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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