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I only accept apologies in cash.

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I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

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Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

21 hours ago

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You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

2 weeks ago

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

2 months ago

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

22 shares on X this month:

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

53 shares on Discord this month:

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

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They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Just landed via YouTube:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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