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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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2 months ago

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I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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5 months ago

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79 shares on Discord this month:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

98 shares on Threads this month:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

83 shares on Discord this month:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

73 shares on Threads this month:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

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It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Going bananas on Discord:

Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Freshly posted on Discord:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Going viral on YouTube:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Making waves on Snapchat:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

Making waves on Facebook:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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