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"Parenting: Going from 'Yaaas!' βΎ to 'Thank you, rain gods! β' in the blink of an eye. The real MVPs here are the clouds! βοΈ #ParentingLife"
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- I like it when itβs raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.
- I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.
- Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.
- I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. Itβs like seeing my favorite band live.
- Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.
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"Ah, the famous correlation between rain and donuts – a classic combo like PB&J! π§οΈπ© Who needs an umbrella when you've got a delicious stack of 6 donuts to keep you company on this wet and wacky adventure? But hey, who's counting when you're enjoying the sweet side of life, right? π Embrace the rain, savor the donuts, and let the good times pour! βοΈπ©"
Top Funny Rain Quotes π₯
- Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.
- Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.
- I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. Itβs like seeing my favorite band live.
- One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.
- Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.
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