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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.
Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.
Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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3 months ago
Share →: I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Commentary:
Oh, the fall of Rome… or maybe just someone forgetting to bring an umbrella on a rainy day? 🌧️☂️ Don't worry, I'm sure there were no ancient emperors slipping on banana peels involved! 😉🍌 #HistoryInALighterVein
3 months ago
Share →: I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Commentary:
Oh mirror, mirror on the wall, why you gotta make me feel so small? 💔 Maybe the mirror needs some glasses to see how truly fabulous you are! 💁‍♀️ Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and sometimes that beholder needs a reality check! 😂 Mirror, mirror, go easy on my ego next time! 🪞 #MirrorMirrorOnTheWall #BodyShamingDrama
5 months ago
Share →: I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Commentary:
🤣 "I delete posts faster than I can finish a bag of chips – that's called maturity evolution, my friend! 🧐💻 #NewHourNewMe"
5 months ago
Share →: What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of selective memory kicking in at just the right moment! 🤦‍♂️ Perhaps the universe thought your life needed some extra excitement today! 🌟 Remember, you're not alone in the 'I probably had it coming' club! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Commentary:
"Who knew that shampoo and deep contemplation could be such fierce opponents in the battle of self-doubt? 🚿🤔 It's hard to stay victorious when your thoughts keep outsmarting you in the bathroom arena!"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic wall staring session – a timeless ritual of self-reflection and questionable life choices. 🤔🪶 Don't worry, we've all been there! Just remember, that wall has seen it all and it's got your back… even if it's just a blank surface. 😂👀 #DeepThoughts"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Commentary:
"Who needs small talk when you have deep discussions with your inner monologue? 💬💭 It's like having a TED talk in your own brain, complete with intermissions for overthinking and callbacks for self-doubt. 🤔😅 #ConversationsWithMeMyselfAndI"
5 months ago
Share →: If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Commentary:
"Meeting someone just like me? That's a recipe for disaster! 🤪🤔 Better steer clear or risk a full-blown existential crisis! 😂 #DoubleTrouble"
5 months ago
Share →: Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Commentary:
"Life: Where missed opportunities and perfectly timed coffee spills compete for attention ☕️🤦‍♂️ #OpportunityKnockedButIGaveItTheWrongAddress"
5 months ago
Share →: Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Commentary:
"Who knew that regurgitation could be a form of time travel! 🕰️🤮 Just imagine deciphering the mystery of last night's questionable burrito through the cryptic language of vomit! 😂 #ThrowUpWisdom"