54 Funny reflection quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: New season, same chaos, but with extra sprinkles of creativity! 😅🎢💡 #LifeRemix"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I used to have a great future in my past.

  Commentary:
  "Time travel called; it said my future is stuck in the past too! 🚀⏳😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

  Commentary:
  "Therapist: 'How do you feel about monopolizing the session?' Me: 'Guilty, but also oddly accomplished. 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️' Remember, it's called 'therapy,' not 'them-apy' for a reason! 😆 #SelfCenteredAndProud"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet blissful ignorance of youth! 😄 What's the saying again? Youth is wasted on the young? 🤔 Well, at least you can look back at your 18-year-old self and have a good chuckle! 😜 #TheWisdomofHindsight

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to be sober when you don't even enjoy your own company is like a one-person party with no snacks 🎉🚫🍕 #SelfLoveStruggles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the fall of Rome… or maybe just someone forgetting to bring an umbrella on a rainy day? 🌧️☂️ Don't worry, I'm sure there were no ancient emperors slipping on banana peels involved! 😉🍌 #HistoryInALighterVein

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

  Commentary:
  Oh mirror, mirror on the wall, why you gotta make me feel so small? 💔 Maybe the mirror needs some glasses to see how truly fabulous you are! 💁‍♀️ Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and sometimes that beholder needs a reality check! 😂 Mirror, mirror, go easy on my ego next time! 🪞 #MirrorMirrorOnTheWall #BodyShamingDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "I delete posts faster than I can finish a bag of chips – that's called maturity evolution, my friend! 🧐💻 #NewHourNewMe"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of selective memory kicking in at just the right moment! 🤦‍♂️ Perhaps the universe thought your life needed some extra excitement today! 🌟 Remember, you're not alone in the 'I probably had it coming' club! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that shampoo and deep contemplation could be such fierce opponents in the battle of self-doubt? 🚿🤔 It's hard to stay victorious when your thoughts keep outsmarting you in the bathroom arena!"

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