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850 Funny relationship quotes

Funny relationship quotes capture the humorous side of love and partnerships! 💑😂 From witty takes on couple dynamics to playful remarks about the ups and downs of romance, these quotes highlight the lighter moments that make relationships both challenging and fun. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the comedy in love! 😄❤️

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

5 days ago

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

5 days ago

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

5 days ago

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

6 days ago

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

6 days ago

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

6 days ago

Unfollowers, take me with you!

1 week ago

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

1 week ago

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

1 week ago

Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

1 week ago

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

1 week ago

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

1 week ago

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

1 week ago

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

1 week ago

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

1 week ago

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

1 week ago

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

1 week ago

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

1 week ago

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

1 week ago

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

1 week ago

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

1 week ago

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

1 week ago

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

3 weeks ago

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

3 weeks ago

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

3 weeks ago

I have the sex drive of a potato.

3 weeks ago

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

3 weeks ago

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

3 weeks ago

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

3 weeks ago

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

3 weeks ago