Funny Relationship Quotes That Will Have You Laughing at Love! 💑😂

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

May 12, 2024May 12, 2024

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

May 6, 2024May 6, 2024

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Sep 29, 2023Oct 11, 2023

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Sep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Sep 23, 2023Oct 15, 2023

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 15, 2023

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023