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May 12
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: Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.
May 6
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: Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
Oct 17
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: I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.
Sep 29
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: Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.
Sep 25
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: Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.
Sep 23
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: A bad relationship can ruin a good song.
Sep 22
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: My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.
Sep 22
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: Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.
Sep 22
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: Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?
Sep 22
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: When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.
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