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Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Just landed via Messenger:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Trending via Facebook:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Going viral on Telegram:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Breaking via Reddit:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

57 shares on Threads this month:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

80 shares on Threads this month:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

66 shares on Threads this month:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

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Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Just shared via Threads:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Breaking via Pinterest:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

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