Funny quotes relaxation

140 Funny relaxation quotes

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

2 weeks ago

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

2 weeks ago

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

2 weeks ago

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

3 weeks ago

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

3 weeks ago

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

1 month ago

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

1 month ago

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

1 month ago

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

1 month ago

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

1 month ago

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

1 month ago

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

1 month ago

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

1 month ago

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

1 month ago

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

1 month ago

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

1 month ago

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

1 month ago

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

1 month ago

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

2 months ago

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

2 months ago