329 Funny relaxation quotes

• Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?

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  7 days ago

  floor, funny question, i, job, lay, listen, music, question, relaxation, where

• The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.

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  7 days ago

  blanket, book, comfort, cozy, humor, interested, love, love triangle, me, only, reading, relaxation, self, self-love, triangle

• Being naked with headphones on is so fun.

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  7 days ago

  being, casual, fun, headphone, headphones, humor, music, naked, relaxation

• Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

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  1 week ago

  airplane, airplane crash video, braid, candle, crash, dark, dark humor, fresh, glowing, hair, hair braid, humor, incredible, irony, light, light off, lights, relaxation, room, room smell, sheet, sheets, shower, smell, smells, video, videos

• Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

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  1 week ago

  activity, blunt, music, relaxation, self-care, smoking, solo, solo activity

• It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.

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  1 week ago

  actually, after, calendar, confusion, day, days, every, five, humor, just, last, procrastination, relaxation, Saturday, thinking, time, time confusion, waiting, weekend

• The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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  1 week ago

  absolutely, amount, days, doing, doing nothing, done, i, laziness, love, nothing, over, past, relaxation, rest, sleeping

• Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

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  1 week ago

  bed-rotting, bedrotting, feeling, guilt-free, guilty, health, holiday, holidays, mental, mental health, normalize, relaxation, self-care

• I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

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  1 week ago

  casualwear, couch, dilemma, eve, fashion, fashion dilemma, figure, going, holiday, humor, i, need, new, New Year’s Eve, outfit, procrastination, relaxation, wear, year’s

• My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

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  1 week ago

  couch, cushion, humor, keeping, laziness, relaxation, superpower, warm

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