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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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Going viral on YouTube:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Trending via Snapchat:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Just landed via Discord:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Trending via Snapchat:

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Making waves on Facebook:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

Making waves on Threads:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Spotted on Threads:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Just shared via Twitch:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

Just landed via Threads:

Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

Making waves on TikTok:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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