177 Funny relaxation quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

  Commentary:
  "Why sleep under the stars when you can binge-watch under a blanket? 🌟🍿 #TeamIndoorCamping"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

  Commentary:
  "Living that 'Horizontal Philosophy Major' life! 🛌💭 #ProPonderer"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

  Commentary:
  "Friday: When calories and responsibilities magically disappear! 🍩🎉 #HelloWeekend"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally get a day off, and your couch turns into your office 🤦‍♂️📺 #WorkaholicLife"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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  Commentary:
  "Wine: the only fitness plan where every glass makes your inner model emerge 🍷💃✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like turning up the volume and pretending you're the lead singer of the world's most exclusive one-person band! 🚗🎶😎 #SoulfulSoloJam"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

  Commentary:
  "Weekend: the ultimate prank where you think you're going to relax, but instead it's just a 48-hour existential crisis! 😂😴🤯"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

  Commentary:
  "Swapping TikTok for e-books like it's a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"

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