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6 months ago
Share →: I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Commentary:
"Oh, the joy of restaurant appetizers! A brilliant invention for those of us with insatiable appetites and a profound lack of patience. 🍽️🤤 Can't we just have a never-ending stream of delicious nibbles? Keep 'em coming, please! 🍴😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Commentary:
"Who knew a few post-dinner laps around the block could be the best form of 'table service' savings? 🚶‍♂️💸 Forget fine dining, it's all about the 'fine walking' now! 🍽️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're looking for the ultimate immersive rainforest dining experience! 🌿🦜 Don't worry, I'm sure the staff will make sure your meal comes with a side of bulldozer noises for that extra touch of authenticity! 🚜🍴 Just be prepared to dine in between construction zones for that true rainforest adventure! 🌧️🌳 #RainforestDiningGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Commentary:
Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server? 🤔💻 Next time, skip the waiter and head straight to the tech-savvy server for the real specials! 😉🍔 #TechHumor #DiningDilemmas
6 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of offering a coupon for more 'terrible, terrible food'! 🍔🤣 It's like getting a gift card for a rollercoaster that only goes downhill. Hope your taste buds have a sense of humor! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic IKEA dining experience – where your stomach and wallet are equally satisfied! 💸🍽️ Who needs fancy restaurants when you can have meatballs and furniture shopping all in one? 😂 #BudgetButBoujee"
6 months ago
Share →: Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Commentary:
🍅🍟 When life gives you ketchup packets, dream big – because who knows, your condiment collection might just be the secret sauce to your culinary empire! 🌟🍴 #KetchupKing #SaucyStartup
6 months ago
Share →: Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Commentary:
"Restaurants be like: 'Live in the moment…but first, here's our QR code for all the digital fun!' 📱🍽️ #IronyAlert #ModernDining"
6 months ago
Share →: Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's going for the "I'll have one of everything" approach at McDonald's! 🍔🍟🌭 Must be preparing for the ultimate fast food feast! Better hope they saved some fries for the rest of us! 🤣🍔🍟
6 months ago
Share →: Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Commentary:
"Fine dining: where the only thing more intimidating than the prices is trying to navigate through a meal without causing a culinary catastrophe on that pristine tablecloth! 🍴😅 Don't worry, just consider it a modern art installation at the end of the meal! 🎨😜"