Funny restaurants quotes

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025