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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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Funny restaurants quotes serve up a deliciously entertaining blend of humor and food vibes 🍔😂 Whether you’re a foodie, a server, or just love dining out, these witty sayings will tickle your taste buds and have you laughing between bites 🍕😄 Get ready to savor some laughter alongside your favorite meal—because good food tastes even better with a side of humor! 🍟🎉

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3 weeks ago
Share →: I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Commentary:
"Living la vida taco! 🌮😂 #ExpandingHorizonsAndWaistlines"
6 months ago
Share →: My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

Commentary:
"Who needs a spa day when you can have all the guacamole and margaritas your heart desires at a Mexican restaurant? 💃🌮🍹 It's a fiesta for the soul! #TacoTuesdayEveryday"
6 months ago
Share →: Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Commentary:
"Seriously, is there a broccoli convention going on in there or something? 🥦🪴🤔 #BroccoliOverload #BonsaiVsMouthStruggle"
6 months ago
Share →: An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Commentary:
🍔🔥 "Introducing the Tinder for foodies – where finding your perfect dining match is just a swipe away! 📲💑 Who needs words when you can let the food do the talking? Bon appétit, and swipe responsibly!" 🍣🍕

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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