57 Funny road quotes

• Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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  1 month ago

  both, dead, driving, faster, frustration, here, honk, humor, i, impatience, just, me, parking, parking spot, rage, road, road rage, sit, someone, spot, stubbornness, traffic, us, waiting

• It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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  2 months ago

  9, age, always, buying, child, humor, matter, money, old, road, road trip, should, snack, snack buying, snacks, spending, travel, trip, unsupervised, year

• It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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  2 months ago

  3, 3 a.m., a.m., am, car, fear, going, hear, late, late night, me, night, night sound, road, sound, stay, staying, staying up late, where

• Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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  2 months ago

  ahead, back, competition, dad, driving, family, family trip, hard, hate, hour, humor, last, pass, passing, road, road trip, stopping, trip, vehicle

• You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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  2 months ago

  driving, end, just, light, me, next, rage, right, road, road rage, stop, stop light, terrible, traffic

• Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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  2 months ago

  5, after, anniversary, couple, getting, honeymoon, humor, life, long-term, marriage, married, married life, opinion, relationship, right, road, term, unpopular

• The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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  2 months ago

  4-way, 4-way stop, awkwardness, driving, driving humor, everyone, humor, impatience, rage, road, road rage, same, sexual, sexual tension, social, social awkwardness, stop, tension, time, traffic

• It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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  2 months ago

  activity, destination, eat, food, fun, fun activity, humor, journey, matters, road, road trip, snacks, travel, trip

• I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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  2 months ago

  distracted, distracted driving, drive, driving, driving humor, effect, food, humor, i, passenger, passenger effect, person, road, road safety, safety, seat, sitting

• I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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  2 months ago

  driving, humor, i, overtaking, people, reason, road, sarcasm, speed, traffic, why

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