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11 Funny rock quotes
People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.
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Feb 25, 2025
You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.
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Feb 1, 2025
Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.
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Jan 28, 2025
Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.
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Jan 28, 2025
It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.
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Jan 27, 2025
The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.
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Jan 26, 2025
Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.
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Jan 26, 2025
My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.
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Jan 25, 2025
I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.
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Jan 25, 2025
You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.
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Jan 24, 2025
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