17 Funny rock quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

  Commentary:
  "Can you imagine trying to pick a winner? Rock, paper… oops, everyone's too distracted 😆👀✨"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, Oasis wrote the soundtrack… but who knew it would get stuck on replay forever? 🎸🔄😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

  Commentary:
  "Sharing is caring, right? 🎸😂🤘 #RockOnNeighbors"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

  Commentary:
  "When I crank up Metallica, my neighbors join the live concert! 🎸🤘😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'spinning around a fireball' was in the job description? 🌍🚀😂 #SpaceLife"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

  Commentary:
  "Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like urban planning took a 'stairway to heaven' and left rock and roll behind! 🎸🌆 Who knew concrete could be so uncool? Maybe they're too busy paving paradise to put up a parking lot! 🎶🚗"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Who would've thought that being a walking, talking ghost in a meat suit speeding through the galaxy would be so empowering? 👻🌌✨ Just your everyday reminder to embrace your inner cosmic weirdness and ride that rock with confidence! #SpaceGhost"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's creating some major ripples in the skipping rock economy! 🌊 No need to get stoned over it, bro! 🤣 #RockStar"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

  Commentary:
  🎸🎄 "Looks like someone is ready to jingle their bells all the way to the unemployment line! Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can be a full-time rockstar in Santa's band? Time to trade in that briefcase for a guitar case and make your holiday dreams come true! Rock on, Christmas rebel!" 🎶✨

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