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22 Funny rock quotes

Funny rock quotes 🀘 bring a hilarious twist to your favorite tunes and legendary legends! Whether you’re a classic rock fan or just love a good pun, these witty gems will have you laughing out loud πŸŽΈπŸ˜‚. Get ready to rock and roll with a smile as we dive into some of the most entertaining and clever sayings from the world of rock music 🎀🎢!

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025Feb 25, 2025

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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