28 Funny rock quotes

• Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

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  10 hours ago

  basement, bottom, found, humor, just, life, metaphor, rock, rock bottom

• Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

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  12 hours ago

  addiction, before, bottom, builder, casual, casual game, city, city builder, game, humor, mobile, mobile game, phone, procrastination, right, rock, rock bottom

• Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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  21 hours ago

  arrival, competition, game, humor, paper, rock, scissors

• Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

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  1 week ago

  bad, bottom, collecting, even, humor, place, pun, rock, rock bottom, rocks, wordplay

• Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.

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  2 weeks ago

  art, craft, creativity, domestication, humor, pottery, rock, rocks, through

• The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

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  3 weeks ago

  band, Floyd, humor, joke, little, music, pink, Pink Floyd, rock, rock band, singing, slow, slow start, start, take, thing, while

• Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

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  2 months ago

  after, bottom, career, geologist, hitting, humor, motivation, pun, resume, rock, rock bottom, self-improvement

• Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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  2 months ago

  asking, band, bird, bird song, birds, humor, know, Metallica, music, outside, rock, rock band, song, window

• I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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  2 months ago

  answer, email, emails, frustration, humor, i, outer, planet, rock, space, spinning, work

• I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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  2 months ago

  aspiration, band, dream, humor, i, let, me, Metallica, music, musician, rock, want

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