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3 days ago
Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

Commentary:
"Sharing is caring, right? 🎸😂🤘 #RockOnNeighbors"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Commentary:
"When I crank up Metallica, my neighbors join the live concert! 🎸🤘😅"
1 month ago
Share →: Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Commentary:
"Who knew 'spinning around a fireball' was in the job description? 🌍🚀😂 #SpaceLife"
2 months ago
Share →: Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Commentary:
"Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"
4 months ago
Share →: People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Commentary:
"Looks like urban planning took a 'stairway to heaven' and left rock and roll behind! 🎸🌆 Who knew concrete could be so uncool? Maybe they're too busy paving paradise to put up a parking lot! 🎶🚗"
5 months ago
Share →: You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Commentary:
"Who would've thought that being a walking, talking ghost in a meat suit speeding through the galaxy would be so empowering? 👻🌌✨ Just your everyday reminder to embrace your inner cosmic weirdness and ride that rock with confidence! #SpaceGhost"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's creating some major ripples in the skipping rock economy! 🌊 No need to get stoned over it, bro! 🤣 #RockStar"
5 months ago
Share →: Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Commentary:
🎸🎄 "Looks like someone is ready to jingle their bells all the way to the unemployment line! Who needs a 9 to 5 when you can be a full-time rockstar in Santa's band? Time to trade in that briefcase for a guitar case and make your holiday dreams come true! Rock on, Christmas rebel!" 🎶✨
5 months ago
Share →: It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Commentary:
"Discovering that your rock bottom is actually just a pit stop on the way down the mountain 🏔️🤔 Who knew the bottom had a basement level? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Commentary:
Ah, the '90s, a decade of innocence lost and groupie love found! 🎸😜 Rock stars were the ultimate superstars, and groupies were their loyal followers hoping for a backstage pass to romance. Let's just say, there were more heartstrings being strummed than guitar strings! 🎶💋 #RockStarRomance #ThrowbackToThe90s