35 Funny sad quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

  Commentary:
  Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧

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  3 days ago

  Share →: It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

  Commentary:
  😂🐠 Seems like you've mastered the art of human attraction, but fish have you swimming up the creek without a paddle! 🏄‍♂️

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  5 days ago

  Share →: People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

  Commentary:
  Adding some extra seasoning to their happiness with a sprinkle of tears 😂🎶💦

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

  Commentary:
  Sleeping away the sadness like a pro 😴💤 #HackLife

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

  Commentary:
  "When the going gets tough, the tough go online shopping! 💳😄👗 #RetailTherapy"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

  Commentary:
  "When your partner's having a meltdown, it's your turn to hold the ice cream and the tissues! 🍦😢😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

  Commentary:
  When life gets emotional, the best therapy is a little retail therapy! 🛒💸 Because nothing bites the blues like a good online spree—it's practically a purchased version of happiness! 😂🛍️ #RetailTherapy #ShoppingMood

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