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24 Funny sad quotes

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025