58 Funny sad quotes

• Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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  4 hours ago

  bring, happiness, here, humor, i, irony, me, money, over, pass, perspective, relationship, sad, sarcasm

• Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

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  19 hours ago

  able, clothing, fall, fashion, frustration, got, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, i, long-sleeve, long-sleeve shirt, mismatch, new, sad, seasonal, seasonal frustration, shirt, sorry, temperature, wear, weather, weather mismatch

• No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

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  1 day ago

  better, booster, comfort, comfort food, food, form, humor, matter, mood, mood booster, potato, sad, sadness

• The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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  2 days ago

  adult, being, emotion, humor, life, matter, perseverance, resilience, responsibility, sad, sadness, show, worst

• I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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  2 days ago

  adult, adults, child, freak, got, humor, i, kind, kindness, little, old, old soul, sad, sadness, saying, self-deprecation, soul, think

• Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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  2 days ago

  age, aging, eating, food, foods, getting, getting older, humor, just, means, older, sad, sad food, start

• My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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  2 days ago

  Bluetooth, daughter, disappeared, family, item, just, karaoke, karaoke mic, lost, lost item, mic, mystery, new, sad, sadness

• It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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  2 days ago

  around, day, evening, feel, lazy, lazy day, management, procrastination, regret, sad, sadness, Sunday, time, time management, waste, weekend

• Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

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  1 week ago

  AI, al, cancer, cure, death, dying, guys, humor, joy, life, purpose, sad, sarcasm, suck

• I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, bad, being, coping, coping mechanism, emotions, fun, humor, making, mechanism, minutes, sad, sadness, self-deprecation, situation, three

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