If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually. Posted on1 hour ago
I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. Posted on9 hours ago
If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem. Posted on19 hours ago
Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake. Posted on19 hours ago
If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad. Posted on19 hours ago
Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Posted on3 days ago