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25 Funny sad quotes

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

1 week ago

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

3 weeks ago

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

1 month ago

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

2 months ago

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

3 months ago

No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

3 months ago

You should be able to call in sad to work.

3 months ago

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

3 months ago

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

3 months ago

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

3 months ago

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

3 months ago

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

3 months ago

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

3 months ago

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

3 months ago

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

3 months ago

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

3 months ago

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

3 months ago

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

3 months ago

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

3 months ago

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

3 months ago