30 Funny sad quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.
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  1 week ago

  View →: If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.
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  1 month ago

  View →: The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.
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  1 month ago

  View →: If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.
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  2 months ago

  View →: And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”
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  2 months ago

  View →: My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.
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  4 months ago

  View →: No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You should be able to call in sad to work.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Name a better duo than sad and depressed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I get sad when I see how old people my age are.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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