Funny Safari quotes

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.