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13 Funny safe quotes

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can't trust.

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025