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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Just shared via Discord:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Just landed via TikTok:

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Reported on Messenger:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Seen just now on Slack:

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Breaking via Telegram:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Just landed via TikTok:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Spreading quickly via X:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

Going viral on Messenger:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Making waves on Telegram:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Seen just now on WeChat:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Trending via Slack:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Breaking via X:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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