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- My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.
- Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…
- Your secret is safe with me and my sister.
- Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.
- Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.
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Top Funny Safe Quotes 🔥
- My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.
- Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…
- Your secret is safe with me and my sister.
- Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.
- Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.
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