Funny sandwich quotes

Funny sandwich quotes add a delicious twist to your day! 🥪😂 Whether it’s about the perfect layering or the joy of a good bite, these quotes celebrate the humor and satisfaction of everyone’s favorite handheld meal. Get ready for a laugh that’s as satisfying as your next sandwich! 😄🍞

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Funny Quotes October 3, 2023

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

Funny Quotes October 2, 2023

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Funny Quotes September 28, 2023

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Funny Quotes September 25, 2023

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023