35 Funny sandwich quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

  Commentary:
  Feeling personally attacked by this violent act of "peanut butter mouth"! 🥜🚫💦🤣

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "That's one way to keep those hands busy! 😂🥪✋👋"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

  Commentary:
  "Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

  Commentary:
  "Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal dilemma of life – to sandwich or not to sandwich, that is the question! 🥪😂 It's a tough call when you're torn between your love for breakfast sandwiches and anything else that's not a breakfast sandwich. The struggle is real, my friend! #SandwichGoals

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when the biggest dilemma was sandwich shapes! 🥪 Who knew triangles versus squares could stir up such deep emotions? 😄 Let's take a moment to appreciate the innocence of childhood priorities! 🧒🍞 #SandwichStruggles

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, Subway? Asking for a tip when I basically just played sandwich architect with you? 🤔🥪 Maybe I should start charging them for my stellar sandwich-making skills! 💸😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the humble sandwich could hold such transformative powers? Move over self-help books, it's time to seek enlightenment between two slices of bread!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

  Commentary:
  🥪🏃‍♂️ "Starting the second half of your sandwich is like a rematch with your taste buds! Hell yeah, baby, let's run it back and show that sandwich who's boss! 💪😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

  Commentary:
  Just call me the Sandwich Connoisseur in my unattainable denim! 🥪👖 Who needs standard sandwiches and easily pronounced jeans? I'm living in a world of epicurean delights and fashion mysteries! 😄 #SandwichGoals #FashionEnigma

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