Funny sandwich quotes — Wordgag ツ

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Oct 3, 20232 months ago

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

Oct 2, 2023Oct 2, 2023

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Sep 28, 2023May 6, 2024

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Sep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Sep 22, 20235 months ago