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Funny sandwich quotes
Oct 3
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: My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.
Oct 2
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: I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.
Sep 28
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: People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.
Sep 25
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: Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.
Sep 22
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: If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.
Sep 22
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: Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.
Sep 22
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: I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.
