Funny quotes sandwich

32 Funny sandwich quotes

Funny sandwich quotes add a delicious twist to your day! 🥪😂 Whether it’s about the perfect layering or the joy of a good bite, these quotes celebrate the humor and satisfaction of everyone’s favorite handheld meal. Get ready for a laugh that’s as satisfying as your next sandwich! 😄🍞

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

4 days ago

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

4 weeks ago

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

4 weeks ago

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

1 month ago

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

2 months ago

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

2 months ago

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

2 months ago

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

2 months ago

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

3 months ago

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

3 months ago

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

3 months ago

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

3 months ago

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

3 months ago

Body by sandwich.

3 months ago

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

3 months ago

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

3 months ago

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

3 months ago

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

3 months ago

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

3 months ago

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

3 months ago

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

3 months ago

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

3 months ago

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

3 months ago

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

3 months ago

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

3 months ago

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

3 months ago

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

3 months ago

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

3 months ago

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

3 months ago

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

3 months ago