38 Funny sandwich quotes

Funny sandwich quotes add a delicious twist to your day! 🥪😂 Whether it’s about the perfect layering or the joy of a good bite, these quotes celebrate the humor and satisfaction of everyone’s favorite handheld meal. Get ready for a laugh that’s as satisfying as your next sandwich! 😄🍞

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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Ah, the mythical breakdown cure: a peanut butter critic in disguise! 🥪😅👶

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Sounds like Linda made a great lunch companion, but she was a little hard to digest! 🥪😂🙈

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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Feeling personally attacked by this violent act of "peanut butter mouth"! 🥜🚫💦🤣

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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"That's one way to keep those hands busy! 😂🥪✋👋"

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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"Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣"

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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"Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Ah, the eternal dilemma of life – to sandwich or not to sandwich, that is the question! 🥪😂 It's a tough call when you're torn between your love for breakfast sandwiches and anything else that's not a breakfast sandwich. The struggle is real, my friend! #SandwichGoals

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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Ah, the good old days when the biggest dilemma was sandwich shapes! 🥪 Who knew triangles versus squares could stir up such deep emotions? 😄 Let's take a moment to appreciate the innocence of childhood priorities! 🧒🍞 #SandwichStruggles

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Commentary:
"Seriously, Subway? Asking for a tip when I basically just played sandwich architect with you? 🤔🥪 Maybe I should start charging them for my stellar sandwich-making skills! 💸😂"

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the humble sandwich could hold such transformative powers? Move over self-help books, it's time to seek enlightenment between two slices of bread!"

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