1206 Funny sarcasm quotes

• You could waterboard pretty much any embarrassing information out of me. I’m very waterboardable.

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  19 hours ago

  embarrassing, embarrassing information, exaggeration, humor, information, interrogation, me, much, pretty, sarcasm, waterboard

• University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

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  22 hours ago

  class, education, humor, paid, sarcasm, self learning, student, teaching, tuition, university, yourself

• Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

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  1 day ago

  explaining, humor, judge, judgment, just, me, much, myself, please, sarcasm, too, work

• They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

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  3 days ago

  actually, awareness, before, build, cart, etiquette, food, grocery, grocery store, humor, know, least, people, push, sarcasm, shopper, shopping, shopping etiquette, should, spatial, spatial awareness, store

• I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

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  2 weeks ago

  animal, animals, human, humor, i, just, ones, sarcasm, smile

• The world started without permission again.

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  2 weeks ago

  again, event, humor, permission, sarcasm, started, unexpected, unexpected event, world

• Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

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  2 weeks ago

  everyone, excited, excitement, gift, giving, holiday, humor, opinion, present, presents, sarcasm, year

• Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

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  2 weeks ago

  Christmas, Christmas story, everyone, favorite, favorite story, humor, hypocrisy, need, red-nosed, Red-Nosed Reindeer, reindeer, Rudolph, sarcasm, selfishness, shit, something, story, treatment, treats

• Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

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  2 weeks ago

  after, AI, AI bubble, back, bubble, disappeared, dot-com, dot-com bubble, humor, internet, joke, just, normal, pop, sarcasm, technology, wait

• Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

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  2 weeks ago

  actually, AI, back, ChatGPT, dumb, dumb take, humor, intelligence, just, otherwise, sarcasm, smart, take, technology, using

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