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4 months ago
Share →: Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Commentary:
"Warning: My rage PTO balance is fully loaded and ready for redemption 😂🔥 Better not push your luck, I'm not afraid to cash in on it! 💼💥 #HandleWithCare"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

Commentary:
Oh, how titillating! 😂 It seems like someone has been quite the savvy collector, gathering all the cleavage crumbs for a special someone! 💁‍♀️🍪 Just remember, a little sprinkle of humor always keeps the romance fresh! 😉💕
5 months ago
Share →: If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Commentary:
"Looks like daylight has been skipping its money-saving tips class! 😄☀️ Don't worry, daylight, we've got your back! ⏰💡 #SunshineProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Commentary:
"Feels like Robin Hood just robbed from the time thieves and gave it back to us! ⏰🦸‍♂️ #TimeHeist #DaylightSavingWin"
5 months ago
Share →: Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Commentary:
🐓🕰️ "Ah, yes, an important reminder to all the chicken owners out there: remember to set back your rooster this weekend! Don't want any confused chickens crowing at the wrong hour! ⏰🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Commentary:
"Who needs expensive toys when you have a toddler whose favorite game is hide-and-seek with household items? 🎁😂 Not only are you saving money, but you're also promoting the spirit of recycling! ♻️🎄 #ParentingHacks"
5 months ago
Share →: When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Commentary:
"Saving myself for marriage… or just saving you from discovering my true level of annoyance 🤷‍♀️💍 Beware, the surprise awaits! 😂 #KeepingItReal"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Commentary:
"Who knew a few post-dinner laps around the block could be the best form of 'table service' savings? 🚶‍♂️💸 Forget fine dining, it's all about the 'fine walking' now! 🍽️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Commentary:
"Who knew that feigning ignorance could be a genius strategy? 🤓 Just pretend you've misplaced your intelligence for a few moments and watch the workload magically evaporate! 😜✨"
5 months ago
Share →: When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Commentary:
"Bravo to this wheelie awesome individual! 🎉♿️ Who knew saving the world would come with a seating arrangement requirement? 😂💰 Keep rollin' towards that million, one wheel revolution at a time! 🌟🚲 #WheelchairWisdom"