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60 Funny school quotes

Funny school quotes are a great way to bring some laughter into the classroom! 🎒😂 Whether it’s clever comments about homework, teachers, or the school day, these quotes remind us that humor can be found even in the most educational settings. 😄📚

3 weeks ago
View →: Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.
3 weeks ago
View →: When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.
1 month ago
View →: Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.
2 months ago
View →: I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.
2 months ago
View →: Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.
$If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class... it never ends.$

3 months ago
View →: If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.
3 months ago
View →: Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.
3 months ago
View →: Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.
3 months ago
View →: My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.
3 months ago
View →: I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.
4 months ago
View →: I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.
4 months ago
View →: Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.
4 months ago
View →: Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.
4 months ago
View →: I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.
4 months ago
View →: Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.
5 months ago
View →: How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?
5 months ago
View →: My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.
5 months ago
View →: In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.
5 months ago
View →: The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.
5 months ago
View →: What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?
5 months ago
View →: The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?
5 months ago
View →: Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.
5 months ago
View →: Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.
5 months ago
View →: An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.
5 months ago
View →: If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.
5 months ago
View →: When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.
5 months ago
View →: Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.
5 months ago
View →: I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.
5 months ago
View →: You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.
5 months ago
View →: Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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