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Funny school quotes

Oct 9
Share →: I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.
Sep 28
Share →: It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.
Sep 25
Share →: Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.
Sep 22
Share →: I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.
Sep 22
Share →: I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.
Sep 22
Share →: Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back
Sep 22
Share →: Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.
Sep 22
Share →: Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.