62 Funny school quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

  Commentary:
  "Turns out, you can't fake a cough to call in sick when your boss is on your social media! 🤧🚫📲 #AdultingFails"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

  Commentary:
  🎓😂 "Finally graduated from the endless school spam! Declaring my phone officially valedictorian of freedom! 📱✌️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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  Commentary:
  "Next up: crying while doing a plank in a crowded gym! 😅🎒😭 #FitnessEmotions"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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  Commentary:
  "When the exam turns into a nature documentary 🎬🦜 because suddenly, every squirrel is more interesting than calculus! 📚➗😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

  Commentary:
  "Back then, sneaking in a phone felt like we were on an undercover mission! 🎒📱😎 #SecretAgentVibes"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

  Commentary:
  "I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the horror of trying to hide your TikTok dances from your parents! 💃👨‍👩‍👧🙈"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩‍⚕️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

  Commentary:
  "If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class… because at least I'll feel like eternity passed in those 60 minutes! ⏳➕✖️ #MathForever"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of adulting – navigating between the realms of life and the playground! 🎨📚 Don't worry, you're not the only one wondering where the nap time and snack breaks went! 😅 #WorkorPlayground"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I guess this person is ready to trade in their human problems for eight tentacles worth of multitasking skills! Who needs arms when you can have tentacles, right? Watch out, world, here comes the future octopus graduate – just be sure to give them a hand… or eight!"

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