94 Funny school quotes

• If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

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  better, breakup, education, focus, Harvard, humor, i, relationship, school

• Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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  acquaintance, AI, awkward, awkward interaction, baby, comment, high, high school, humor, Instagram, interaction, media, newborn, post, school, social, social media

• Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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  allowed, asking, authority, bathroom, believe, childhood, hell, i, life, memory, permission, school, sometimes, spent, teacher, told

• Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

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  activity, booling, everyone, high, high school, nobody, nostalgia, school, slang, social, social activity

• Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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  adult, class, Cody, elementary, elementary school, every, growing, growing up, i, met, name, nostalgia, school, where

• School reunion is a scam… nobody is missing anyone, they just want to know whether you have made it in life or not.

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  anyone, friendship, gathering, honesty, humor, just, know, life, life success, missing, nobody, nostalgia, reunion, scam, school, school reunion, social, social gathering, success, want

• I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

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  business, business teacher, education, fat, humor, i, irony, own, pe, PE teacher, physical, physical education, scam, school, teacher, weight

• Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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  apology, costume, flirting, foreplay, humor, i, know, med, med school, nurse, nurse costume, play, role, role play, school, self-awareness, sorry, take, too

• Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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  anyone, bag, bags, cover, else, grocery, grocery bag, humor, i, just, nostalgia, poor, poverty, school, textbook, textbook cover

• Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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  check, distraction, done, excuse, homework, i, Instagram, media, need, presentation, procrastination, school, social, social media, technology, teen, teenager, teens, why

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