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56 Funny school quotes

Funny school quotes are a great way to bring some laughter into the classroom! 🎒😂 Whether it’s clever comments about homework, teachers, or the school day, these quotes remind us that humor can be found even in the most educational settings. 😄📚

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

2 weeks ago

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

1 month ago

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

1 month ago

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

1 month ago

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

1 month ago

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

2 months ago

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

2 months ago

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

2 months ago

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

3 months ago

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

3 months ago

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

3 months ago

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

3 months ago

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

3 months ago

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

3 months ago

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

3 months ago

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

3 months ago

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

3 months ago

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

3 months ago

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

3 months ago

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

3 months ago