Funny School Quotes That Will Have You Laughing All the Way to Class! 📚😂

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Oct 9, 2023Oct 9, 2023

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Sep 25, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023