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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Spotted on Discord:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Making waves on WeChat:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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