38 Funny secret quotes

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

What's said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025