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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Live now on Reddit:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

Live now on WeChat:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

Spotted on Instagram:

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

21 shares on Slack this month:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

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If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

Trending via Telegram:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Making waves on Facebook:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Making waves on Discord:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Live now on Instagram:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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