108 Funny self-care quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

  Commentary:
  "Life hack: turn productivity into a game of 'How many tasks can I fake complete today? 😎✍️✨ #DopamineOverdose"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! ⏰☕😴"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that coffee is cheaper than therapy! ☕😜 #JavaJester"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

  Commentary:
  "When I'm in charge of meals, it's either a gourmet feast 🍽️ or I'm accidentally fasting 🙈. Balance, right? 😂 #ChefOrCaveman"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

  Commentary:
  "😂👌 'Not today, stress!' This phone's a drama-free zone! 📵🏡📶"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

  Commentary:
  "Life motto: Treat yo'self! 🎉🍫 Because whether it's a plot twist or a happy ending, snacks are always the main character! 😄🍪"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, upgrading my brain software. Please hold while I process your opinion! 🧠🔄😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

  Commentary:
  "Why compete when you can just sit on your throne, sip your tea, and let the weird energy bounce off your crown? 👑☕✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like turning up the volume and pretending you're the lead singer of the world's most exclusive one-person band! 🚗🎶😎 #SoulfulSoloJam"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs whitening strips when you've got the sun on speed dial? 😎🌞 #TeethSoBrightICarryShades"

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