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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Trending via Facebook:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Spotted on X:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Making waves on WeChat:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Trending via Discord:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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Funny self-care quotes remind us that taking care of ourselves doesn’t always have to be serious! 😌🛁 Whether it’s pampering yourself with snacks, pretending that one hour of sleep is enough, or indulging in some much-needed alone time, these quotes show that self-care can be just as funny as it is necessary. After all, laughter is a great form of self-care too! 😂💅🛋️

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

Going viral on TikTok:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Just landed via WeChat:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Making waves on YouTube:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Seen just now on Messenger:

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Making waves on TikTok:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

Going viral on Twitch:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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