178 Funny self-care quotes

• Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

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  7 days ago

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• Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own?

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  7 days ago

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• According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

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  7 days ago

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• Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

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  1 week ago

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• Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

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  1 week ago

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• The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

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  1 week ago

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• The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.

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  1 week ago

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• Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

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  1 week ago

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• I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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  1 week ago

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• It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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  1 week ago

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