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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.
I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?
Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.
I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.
I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Commentary:
"Sounds like my goal of 'just a little light redecorating'—ended up painting the whole town! 🎨🖌️😅"
4 weeks ago
Share →: For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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Commentary:
🎉🧠 "Heads up, everyone! It's like software updates, but for me! Time to hit 'refresh' and wave bye-bye to those old versions! 🚫🗑️🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Commentary:
Haha, same here! Can I get a “calm” pass, please? 😂🙈🧘‍♀️
1 month ago
Share →: I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Commentary:
"Therapy might fix your issues, but rest assured, your epic dad jokes are a permanent condition! 😅🛋️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Commentary:
"Living life like it's a chaotic improv show and calling it 'method acting'! 🎭😜 #VibeGoneWild"
1 month ago
Share →: Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Commentary:
"When life gives you flaws, turn them into plot twists! 😂📚 #UnfinishedMasterpiece"
2 months ago
Share →: You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Commentary:
🔥🤣 "Finally, a reason to look forward to wrinkles! Who knew maturity came with a built-in heating system? #GlowUpGoals #AgeLikeFineWine 🍷✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Commentary:
"Channeling my inner caveman before unleashing the fashionista within! 🦍✂️✨ #RuggedToRunway"
2 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Commentary:
"Looks like the world is in for a double dose of trouble! 😏🔥 Better brace yourselves for the incoming tsunami of irresistible charm and unstoppable humor! 🌊😂 #SorryNotSorry"
3 months ago
Share →: Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Commentary:
"Living up to your potential? More like napping up to your potential! 💤 Who needs goals when you've got a cozy duvet and a Netflix queue to conquer? 🛋️😂"