Funny quotes self-improvement

48 Funny self-improvement quotes

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

1 month ago

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

1 month ago

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

1 month ago

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

2 months ago

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

2 months ago

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

2 months ago

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

2 months ago

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

2 months ago

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

2 months ago

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

3 months ago

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

3 months ago

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

3 months ago

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

3 months ago

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

3 months ago

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

3 months ago

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

3 months ago

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

3 months ago

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

3 months ago

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

3 months ago

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

3 months ago