41 Funny service quotes

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  10 hours ago

  Share →: All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like my power's been out longer than my wi-fi! 🔦📞😅

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  15 hours ago

  Share →: There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

  Commentary:
  When you're on hold forever and start questioning if this is the real life or just a customer service fantasy! 🎶📞😂

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  3 days ago

  Share →: When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

  Commentary:
  When the hold music stops, I'm ready with my acceptance speech 🙌🎤📞

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  4 days ago

  Share →: If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've got front-row tickets to the hottest drama in town, no subscription needed! 🎬📺👀

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  1 week ago

  Share →: There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

  Commentary:
  Imagine paying for virtual stickers when you could be buying *real* stickers instead 🎨😂👾

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

  Commentary:
  Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

  Commentary:
  Feeling fancy while contemplating existential questions with a $19 burger 😎🍔💸

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

  Commentary:
  Well, I guess that's one way to avoid the 'Can I help you?' inquiry! 😆🛍️🚶‍♂️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I should have said 'Thanks, I'll try!' 😂🛒✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

  Commentary:
  "When you have a degree in Pretend-Giggling 😂🎓 #CustomerServicePro"

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