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27 Funny service quotes

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025
Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025
Bartenders be like "here's that receipt, I'll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar".

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Not to brag, but I'm on hold and my call is important to them.

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it's allowed to make art.

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
They should invent a customer service center that isn't "currently experiencing higher than normal call volume".

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
How to write complaints: "Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger."

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025