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"When you have a degree in Pretend-Giggling 😂🎓 #CustomerServicePro"
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- Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.
- I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.
- Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
- Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.
- People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.
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"Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek" -
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Ah, the classic Netflix paradox—it's like having a gourmet buffet with no pizza in sight! 🍿🎬 Maybe next time, we'll get that missing piece of your perfect binge. Until then, happy scrolling! 😂📱 -
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"Imagine a world where we all become mail carriers overnight – delivering mail like it's nobody's business! 📬💌 Better start practicing those door-to-door delivery skills, folks! 😄 #PostmanLife" -
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Ah, the joys of the modern age! 📺💻 Welcome to your 40s, where managing your streaming services becomes an extreme sport. It's like a never-ending game of digital hide-and-seek, except the only thing hiding is your forgotten passwords! 🤦♂️💻 Don't worry, you're not alone in this struggle – here's to embracing technology with open arms and a confused expression. 🤷♀️ #StreamingService -
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Well, it sounds like that self-checkout experience was more like a self-checkout disaster! Who knew a machine could be so rude and impatient? Looks like you'll be sticking to the good old human cashiers for now. -
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🎷🤣 "Attention, attention! Your call is so important to us that we've decided to serenade you with an epic clarinet performance. Get ready for an unforgettable seventy-five minute musical journey… or until we remember you're still waiting on the line! 😉🎶 #HoldMusicGoals #CustomerServiceChill" -
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Looks like trying to find that elusive movie on your 13 streaming services is the real plot twist of the night 🎬💸 Who needs a scavenger hunt when you can just pay $2.99 for a movie marathon entertainment? 🍿😂 -
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🍹🤣 Oh, bartenders, masters of the wet receipt placement strategy! Watch as they delicately balance it on the wettest spot of the bar, offering you a paper souvenir infused with a splash of character. It's like a secret initiation into the quirky world of drink receipts. Cheers to the unsung heroes of the bar who always keep us on our toes! 🍺🤪
Top Funny Service Quotes 🔥
- I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?
- “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”
- Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.
- Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.
- We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.
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