61 Funny service quotes

• I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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  14 hours ago

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• Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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  18 hours ago

  commercial, commercials, complaint, even, humor, maybe, paid, paying, payment, service, services, stop, streaming, streaming service, subscription, us, volume, watch

• Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

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  18 hours ago

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• Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

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  18 hours ago

  algorithm, complaint, customer, customer service, developer, humor, i, manager, service, speak, want

• Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

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  20 hours ago

  born, customer, customer service, hate, humor, irony, job, people, sarcasm, service

• It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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  24 hours ago

  always, available, bill, customer, customer service, expense, finance, humor, month, monthly, monthly bill, never, payment, sarcasm, service, subscription, surprise, us

• “Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

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  1 day ago

  anything, assistance, complaint, customer, customer service, else, frustration, humor, i, just, me, sarcasm, service, thanks, thing, today

• Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

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  1 day ago

  airport, car, caught, company, customer, customer service, frustration, guard, hand, humor, job, me, rental, rental car, rental company, reservation, sarcasm, service, show, sorry, wait, wanted

• Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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  2 days ago

  accessibility, care, free, free service, getting, health, humor, mental, mental health, psychology, self, self-care, service, should, therapy, trauma

• “Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

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  2 days ago

  Amtrak, customer, customer service, humor, joke, Monopoly, problem, service, thank, train, transportation, travel

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