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Funny service quotes 🀣 are the secret sauce to transforming mundane customer interactions into memorable moments! From chuckles at the checkout to giggles over the phone πŸ“ž, these hilarious one-liners bring humor to every corner of customer service. Whether you’re a service pro or just love a good laugh πŸ˜„, these witty gems will tickle your funny bone and brighten your day. Dive in and discover how laughter can be the best service with a smile! 😊

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

Posted on4 days ago4 days ago

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

Posted on4 days ago4 days ago

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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