Funny quotes sexy

17 Funny sexy quotes

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

1 month ago

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

1 month ago

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

3 months ago

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

3 months ago

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

3 months ago

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

3 months ago

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

3 months ago

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

3 months ago

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

3 months ago

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

3 months ago

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

3 months ago

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

3 months ago

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

3 months ago

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

3 months ago

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

3 months ago

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

3 months ago

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

3 months ago