20 Funny sexy quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

  Commentary:
  "When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦‍♂️👣🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

  Commentary:
  "Brace yourselves, world! 🔥 My fabulousness is now in session! 😎✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

  Commentary:
  Well, who knew that "sexy" was officially on the list of acceptable reasons to call in? 💁‍♀️✨ Forget about sick days—if you're feeling a little off your glamorous game, just swipe that resignation letter and stay home! 😂💃 Because honestly, sometimes even your mirror needs a day off from your fabulousness. 🔥🙈 #SelfCare #WorkFromYawn

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

  Commentary:
  😂🙈 Mirror: 1, Me: 0! Looks like that mirror got more action than I did! Who knew getting cozy with your reflection could be so hazardous? Maybe next time, wear a helmet for those steamy encounters! #SelfLoveGoneWrong

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about taking Halloween to new heights! Who knew the key to being a sexy kite was just a tampon away? 🎃🪁 Now that's what I call creative thinking and some serious string skills! 😂 #HalloweenGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that the (back)breaking truth! 🙊💃 It seems like miracles happen when it's time for some romantic rendezvous, huh? Who knew that the power of love could heal all aches and pains! 🌟😂 Time to stock up on some romance for your chiropractic needs! 💖💆‍♂️ #LoveConquersBackPain

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a little black dress when you can rock silky polka dot PJs with as much sass and style? 💃🔥 Embracing comfort and cuteness all in one! 😂 #StayinSexyYetCozy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's setting the bar too high for themselves in 2022! 🤣 Time to embrace that natural charisma and just roll with it. Who needs resolutions when you're naturally a jaw-dropper, right? 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

  Commentary:
  Oh, who needs sweet nothings when you've got syrupy waffles! 🥞🥓 Take it from maple to mouthwatering with this breakfast talk that's sure to leave you craving more than just pancakes… or maybe not. 😉

  Who knew breakfast could be so steamy? Just imagine the sizzle of bacon, the crispiness of waffles, and the ooey-gooey goodness of maple syrup drizzling down… It's a breakfast love story waiting to happen!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that dyslexia was just a sneaky way of saying 'sexy' with a twist! 🔥😜 Next time someone misspells 'sexy,' just blame it on their 'dyslexic charm' 😉🔤"

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