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The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Spotted on Snapchat:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

Just landed via Messenger:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled β€œrun for your life!” I’d be like β€œya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡° has copied:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Going viral on YouTube:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Live now on YouTube:

If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

Breaking via Snapchat:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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Don’t fall for me β€” I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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