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You give my middle finger an erection.

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I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Just shared via WeChat:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Just shared via Instagram:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Reported on X:

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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Shared recently on WeChat:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Just shared via X:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

Shared recently on Discord:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Spotted on Messenger:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Just landed via X:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

Just landed via Facebook:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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