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Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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Trending via Slack:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Making waves on YouTube:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

Spotted on Facebook:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Making waves on X:

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Going bananas on Facebook:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

Seen just now on WeChat:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Just shared via YouTube:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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31 shares on TikTok this month:

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

13 shares on Pinterest this month:

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

97 shares on Threads this month:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Messenger:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Seen just now on X:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

Just landed via Reddit:

My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

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