15 Funny share quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

  Commentary:
  "Need to know my mood? Just check my animal video sharing history – one moment it's adorable puppies melting your heart, the next it's a sassy cat serving up some serious attitude 😼🐶 #MoodSwingsInHD"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe right if you want to hear my ACHOO-tastic sound bite! 🤧😂 Who needs a pickup line when you've got a sneeze that'll sweep you off your feet? 🌬️💕 #SneezeForLove"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

  Commentary:
  "Those food-sharing couples must have unlocked the ultimate level of love where giving away a fry is a grand gesture! 🍟❤️ Either that or they have mastered the art of snacking without getting hangry! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

  Commentary:
  "Trust me, I'm like a vault when it comes to keeping your secrets. But as for who I share them with… well, let's just say I've been known to spill the tea! 🤐🔒☕️ #SecretsSafewithMeNotSoMuch"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classroom – where parents' secrets go to get a PhD in "public knowledge"! 🤭📚 Little do most parents know that their kids are the ultimate informants in the school gossip network. 🕵️‍♂️📝 It's like having a tiny espionage agent infiltrating your personal space! 😅🔍 #ParentalSecretsExposé

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