12 Funny share quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

  Commentary:
  "Trust me, I'm like a vault when it comes to keeping your secrets. But as for who I share them with… well, let's just say I've been known to spill the tea! 🤐🔒☕️ #SecretsSafewithMeNotSoMuch"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classroom – where parents' secrets go to get a PhD in "public knowledge"! 🤭📚 Little do most parents know that their kids are the ultimate informants in the school gossip network. 🕵️‍♂️📝 It's like having a tiny espionage agent infiltrating your personal space! 😅🔍 #ParentalSecretsExposé

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