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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

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15,124

Dec 27, 2025

3,616

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Trending via LinkedIn:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Just landed via Slack:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Trending via Pinterest:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Spotted on Telegram:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Freshly posted on X:

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

Breaking via Telegram:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Breaking via X:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Seen just now on Reddit:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

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Funny shopping cart quotes

Funny shopping cart quotes 🛒 bring a hilarious twist to your everyday grocery run! Whether you’re dodging wobbly wheels or navigating crowded aisles, these witty lines add laughs to the shopping spree 😄. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your grocery day, get ready to roll through the store with a smile and some clever cart humor! 😂✨

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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2 months ago

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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All funny shopping cart quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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69 shares on Pinterest this month:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

87 shares on Slack this month:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

4,044

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

Trending via Threads:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Breaking via Slack:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Going viral on Threads:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Breaking via Threads:

Coffee is better when you have no work.

Just shared via Threads:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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