Funny shout quotes

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I'm a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, "Here's a cool motorcycle. Also, here's a cool piano."

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: "Are you sure you've really REALLY touched everything?"

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025