Funny quotes shut up

11 Funny shut up quotes

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

3 weeks ago

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

4 weeks ago

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

1 month ago

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

1 month ago

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

2 months ago

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

2 months ago

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

3 months ago

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

3 months ago

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

3 months ago

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

3 months ago

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

3 months ago