Commentary:
"Dear Stomach, do you always have to make so much noise when you're just feeling bored? Maybe try a hobby like knitting or solving Sudoku puzzles instead of rumbling all the time. 🧶🤔 #BoredNotHungry"
11 Funny shut up quotes
I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love…
Commentary:
"Ah, a kindred spirit indeed! Not everyone has the finesse to appreciate the art of shushing like a librarian. It's a rare talent, like a quiet symphony conductor orchestrating silence in the most eloquent way possible. So, let us all take a moment of hushed reverence for these masters of the 'shh'."
You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip some…
Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need ever…
Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literall…
A real smartphone would know when to shut up.
Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hamme…
If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I…
People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their co…
