11 Funny shut up quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Dear Stomach, do you always have to make so much noise when you're just feeling bored? Maybe try a hobby like knitting or solving Sudoku puzzles instead of rumbling all the time. 🧶🤔 #BoredNotHungry"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a kindred spirit indeed! Not everyone has the finesse to appreciate the art of shushing like a librarian. It's a rare talent, like a quiet symphony conductor orchestrating silence in the most eloquent way possible. So, let us all take a moment of hushed reverence for these masters of the 'shh'."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

  Commentary:
  👄💬 How about a meet and greet for those chatty lips? 😂 Maybe they'll hit it off and decide to have a silent relationship! 🤐 #ZipItLips

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs noise-canceling headphones when you can have a 'people-canceling' button instead? 🤫🎧 Just imagine the peace and quiet… Ahh, bliss! 😂 #QuietPlease"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

  Commentary:
  "Politely inviting the ad to zip it before making a swift exit 😆🔇 Who knew manners could be so crucial in the online world of skip-able content?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a smartphone that not only texts and takes selfies but also has impeccable social cues 😂📱 Seems like the perfect companion for those awkward moments when you just need some peace and quiet!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, the power of the tiny hammer should not be underestimated! ⚖️🔨 I mean, imagine being able to silence noisy colleagues with a bang – productivity levels would skyrocket! 🔇💥 Who knew a little tool could hold so much power in the workplace? 🤣 #TinyHammerBoss"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

  Commentary:
  "That's one way to ensure a peaceful elevator ride! 🍽️🚪😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Introverts: 'Talk more and get out of your comfort zone!' 🗣️

  Extroverts: 'Shush it and give the comfort zone some peace!' 🤫🛋️

  Balance is key, folks! 😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe being a Librarian isn't your calling, but you've definitely mastered the 'shushing' art! 🤫📚 Keep quiet and carry on, oh silent sage!"

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