11 Funny shut up quotes

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Noise-canceling headphones aren't enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Dear Stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025