46 Funny sign quotes

• Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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  16 minutes ago

  anything, data, data sale, data tracking, email, email spam, internet, internet security, know, middle, middle name, name, online, online signup, privacy, pro, pro-tip, put, sale, security, sign, signup, sold, spam, tip, tracking, website, website name, websites

• I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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  2 hours ago

  activity, fun, fun activity, hashtag, humor, i, memory, nostalgia, old, pound, pound sign, remember, sign, technology, tic-tac-toe, top

• Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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  2 hours ago

  children, future, good, home, humor, just, kindness, parenting, sign, wisdom, world

• Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

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  9 hours ago

  fall, flag, humor, orange, paint, red, red flag, relationship, seasonal, sign, warning, warning sign

• Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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  15 hours ago

  communication, email, emails, humor, i, know, phrase, sarcasm, sign, sign off, start

• A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

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  18 hours ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, culture, little, paw, pet, respect, resting, sign

• Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

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  19 hours ago

  doing, driving, frustration, green, humor, joke, patience, sat, sign, stop, stop sign, today, traffic, turn, waiting, wondering

• If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

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  21 hours ago

  anything, communication, criticism, humor, media, negativity, nice, online, sarcasm, say, sign, social, social media, Twitter

• Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

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  24 hours ago

  agreement, before, friends, friendship, humor, joke, NDA, please, sign, trust

• I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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  1 day ago

  authentication, day, experience, humor, i, joke, login, love, once, only, sign, sign-on, single, single sign-on, technology, times, user, user experience

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