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37 Funny sign quotes

Funny sign quotes are the unexpected gems that turn heads and spark laughter wherever they appear 🎉. Whether seen in coffee shops ☕️, along highways 🚗, or on quirky storefronts 🏪, these cheeky messages add a sprinkle of humor to our day. Their witty wordplay and clever twists never fail to brighten moods and inspire chuckles 😂. Dive into the world of humorous signs and discover the charm that makes them irresistible 😄!

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Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Posted on6 months ago

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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