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25 Funny sign quotes
Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.
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Mar 18, 2025
Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.
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Mar 8, 2025
Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.
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Feb 24, 2025
Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.
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Jan 28, 2025
I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.
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Jan 27, 2025
I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.
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Jan 27, 2025
Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’
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Jan 27, 2025
Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.
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Jan 26, 2025
Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?
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Jan 26, 2025
Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?
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Jan 25, 2025
A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”
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Jan 25, 2025
Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?
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Jan 24, 2025
I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.
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Jan 23, 2025
Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.
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Jan 23, 2025
More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.
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Jan 23, 2025
If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.
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Jan 23, 2025
Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.
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Jan 22, 2025
If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.
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Jan 22, 2025
I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
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Jan 22, 2025
I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.
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Jan 22, 2025
I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’
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Jan 22, 2025
I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.
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Jan 21, 2025
My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.
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Jan 21, 2025
I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.
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Jan 20, 2025
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.
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Jan 20, 2025
Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?