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Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

1 month ago

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

2 months ago

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

2 months ago

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

3 months ago

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

3 months ago

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

3 months ago

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

3 months ago

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

3 months ago

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

3 months ago

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

3 months ago

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

3 months ago

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

3 months ago

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

3 months ago

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

3 months ago

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

3 months ago

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

3 months ago

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

3 months ago

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

3 months ago

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

3 months ago