Funny signal quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your wifi needs a GPS to find the land of milk and honey! 🗺️📡📶

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

  Commentary:
  🚗💡 "Some of you are driving like your turn signal's on strike – maybe it demanded a higher blink rate?! 😂 Keep those blinks coming, they're not on a data plan! 🚦 #JustBlinkIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of sending mixed signals without realizing it… Just like trying to order a pizza with a salad menu! 🍕🥗 Maybe it's time to send a memo to your brain to streamline the communication process! 😉 #LostInTranslation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mystical incantations of legal jargon! 🧙‍♂️✨ It's like lawyers are wizards casting spells with words instead of wands. 🪄 "Hear ye, hear ye, by the power vested in these terms and conditions!" 📜💼 Don't be fooled by the smoke and mirrors of legalese – it's all just wordy wizardry in a three-piece suit! 👔🔮

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where a car's turn signal actually works, and pedestrians don't have to play a dangerous game of 'Guess which way this giant metal box is going next?' 🚗💡 Talk about a pedestrian-friendly upgrade! Now if only we could get the drivers to use that magical blinky light consistently… 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the abyss is ghosting you now! 👻📵 Maybe it's time to leave a voicemail instead? 📞😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Blink if you want me!

  Commentary:
  "Either my charm is blinding or you just have something in your eye 😉😎 #WinkIfYoureInterested"

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