Funny quotes sitting

28 Funny sitting quotes

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025