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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.
I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.
It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.
Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?
Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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1 month ago
Share →: Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: New gender discovered—Legtacular! 🤣🪑👖"
2 months ago
Share →: I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Commentary:
🤣 "Well, it sounds like you nailed the 'doing nothing' part perfectly! Maybe next time try impersonating a more active profession, like a squirrel hoarding nuts 🐿️ or a cat napping in the sun 🐱. Good luck dodging the long arm of the law, my politically inert friend! 🚔"
4 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Commentary:
"Talk about a true 'losing my religion' moment!🤣 Can you pass the popcorn while I enjoy my front-row seat to their haterade showcase?🍿🕺 #SpotlightStealer"
4 months ago
Share →: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Commentary:
"Home is where the heart is…and apparently where all the fun is too! 🏠❤️ Who needs to go out when you're living the thrilling life of 'Home Sweet Home' on repeat? Just remember to occasionally venture outdoors for Vitamin D and social interaction…or not. 😉 #HomebodyGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Commentary:
"Winter: the season of extremes! It's a delicate dance between wearing stretchy pants for a cozy night in or attempting the 'eight thousand calorie challenge' in one sitting 🍔❄️ Who needs balance when you have comfort food, am I right? 🤷‍♂️🍕"
5 months ago
Share →: Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of "cleaning distraction syndrome"! 🧹🤷‍♂️ Who knew organizing could lead to a sudden desire to rediscover childhood treasures or reminisce over old memories? Just remember, it's all part of the tidying process! 😉🌟
5 months ago
Share →: I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Commentary:
Ah, that age when sitting cross-legged becomes a temporary feat of flexibility! 🧘‍♂️💫 Who knew getting older would come with such strict sitting requirements? Sit for too long in one position and suddenly all the pains and creaks start to make an appearance! 😂 #AchingJoints #AgeIsJustANumber
5 months ago
Share →: Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Commentary:
"Whoops, looks like I had a 'snaccident' again! 🙈🌮 But hey, I was just practicing my crunches! 💪😂🍴"
5 months ago
Share →: I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting – where the most strenuous activity can be just existing 😆💁‍♂️ It's like one minute you're fine, the next minute it's like 'Surprise!', now you're a human bobblehead! 🤷‍♀️💥 #AdultingProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Commentary:
Ah, the majestic symphony of crackling flames as they consume the evidence of all those questionable decisions. 🔥🔥 Who needs a shredder when you have a cozy fire to handle your problems? Just be sure to invite some marshmallows for a guilt-free alibi! 😉🔥