Funny quotes sitting

28 Funny sitting quotes

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

2 months ago

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

2 months ago

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

3 months ago

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

3 months ago

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

3 months ago

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

3 months ago

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

3 months ago

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

3 months ago

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

3 months ago

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

3 months ago

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

3 months ago

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

3 months ago

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

3 months ago

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

3 months ago

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

3 months ago

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

3 months ago

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

3 months ago

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

3 months ago

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

3 months ago

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

3 months ago