54 Funny sitting quotes

• Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

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  4 weeks ago

  clarity, hindsight, humor, i, post-standing, post-standing clarity, self-reflection, sitting, standing, time, whole

• Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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  2 months ago

  antique, antique chair, butt, butts, chair, feeling, funny observation, observation, seen, sitting, thing, weird, weird feeling

• Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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  2 months ago

  around, ask, awkward, awkward question, bag, corner, difference, dude, family, family life, funny moment, height, height difference, humor, life, moment, much, open, parenting, popcorn, question, sitting, snack, surreal, taller, teenager, walk

• Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

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  2 months ago

  childbirth, everyone, family, funny realization, here, humor, husband, i, kid, kids, pregnancy, realization, realize, room, sitting

• Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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  2 months ago

  boiling, boiling water, coping, coping mechanism, dealing, girlhood, hot, humor, life, mechanism, self-care, shower, sitting, water

• Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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  2 months ago

  40s, age, assembling, floor, furniture, getting, getting older, humor, life, life stage, old, older, put, sit, sitting, sitting on floor, stage, together, too, welcome

• Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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  2 months ago

  brag, casual, everyday, everyday life, humor, i, life, put, self-deprecating, sitting, sitting down, socks

• 38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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  2 months ago

  being, car, dad, else, family, humor, humor quote, looking, parenting, patience, sitting, stereotype, waiting, watch

• Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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  2 months ago

  50s, age, age joke, aging, asleep, couch, fall, humor, joke, moment, relaxation, retirement, sitting, sleep, welcome

• I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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  2 months ago

  contemplation, enjoyment, fill, i, leisure, life, life perspective, pace, perspective, porch, relaxation, sitting, slow, slow pace

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