55 Funny sitting quotes

• I will sit in the rain about this.

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  15 hours ago

  humor, i, patience, rain, sit, sitting, stubbornness, weather

• A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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  16 hours ago

  compliment, flattery, girl, humor, me, pretty, pretty girl, self-confidence, should, sitting, sky, star

• Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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  20 hours ago

  around, confusion, even, ever, humor, mind, overthinking, self-reflection, sitting, thinking, why, wonder

• Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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  21 hours ago

  change, chaos, couch, here, home, humor, i, mix, new, over, relaxation, sit, sitting, sitting spot, spot, things, thought, today

• Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

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  22 hours ago

  age, aging, beanbag, beanbag chair, chair, comfort, getting, getting up, humor, i, learned, old, sit, sitting, things, too, yesterday

• Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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  22 hours ago

  chair, doing, doing nothing, grandparent, grandparents, humor, incredible, nature, nothing, observation, relaxation, right, sitting, staring, wisdom

• Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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  1 day ago

  airplane, ale, biscoff, biscoff cookie, cookie, delta, delta flight, drink, eat, flight, funny habit, ginger, ginger ale, habit, kind, position, pretend, sit, sitting, sitting position, snack, sometimes, unnatural

• I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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  1 day ago

  am, bad, bad mood, beautiful, beautiful day, behavior, better, compulsive, compulsive behavior, day, depressed, depression, dwell, dwelling, humor, i, inside, irony, mood, sarcasm, sit, sitting, sitting inside

• The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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  1 day ago

  50s, after, aging, danger, dangerous, humor, most, movement, sitting, step, steps

• A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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  2 days ago

  dreamy, fantasy, girl, me, self-confidence, should, sitting, sky, star, whimsical

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