17 Funny skepticism quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew hurricanes had beef with bullets? 🤷‍♂️ Better stick to researching weather patterns instead of playing Weatherman Rambo! 🌪️💥 #ScienceVsStorms"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, I believe in you… just like I believe in Bigfoot! 🌲🦶 Don't let that mythic confidence boost go to your head now! 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe it's the whole 'never invites you in for a cup of tea' vibe he's got going on 🧛‍♂️. I mean, it's hard to trust someone whose favorite color is blood red, am I right? 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

  Commentary:
  "Two percent sounds suspiciously vague 🤔🥛 Who knows what mysteries lie in that remaining 98% – unicorns, aliens, the meaning of life? 🦄👽🤷‍♂️ Let's stick to the sure thing: no milk until we have all the facts! 🚫🥛 #MilkMystery"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of official job title skepticism! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe your 'boss' is just a really convincing cosplayer? 🤔 Remember, anyone can claim to be a boss, but leading with style and influence is what truly makes you the boss! 💼💪"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

  Commentary:
  First caveman to see fire: "Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs" 🔥👀 *stomps it out* "and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that." 😂🦴 #NotAFanOfInnovation

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I don't believe you don't believe' move. It's like a philosophical mind twister! 🤯🤔 Who knew doubting beliefs could be so meta? 😄 #AtheistMindGames"

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