38 Funny skill quotes

• Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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  3 hours ago

  15, animal, animals, humor, instinct, know, life, life skill, minutes, newborn, old, skill

• The more I practice, the luckier I get.

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  2 weeks ago

  effort, humor, i, improvement, luck, motivation, practice, skill, success

• The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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  1 month ago

  being, bitch, curiosity, determination, humor, investigation, nosiness, nosy, research, research skill, skill, wants

• Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

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  2 months ago

  essential, humor, interaction, man, men, pretend, pretending, skill, social, social interaction, stare, staring, survival, survival skill, woman, women

• I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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  2 months ago

  good, humor, i, problem creating, problem-solving, self-deprecation, shine, skill, skills, where, wit

• “November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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  2 months ago

  9, coping, coping skill, date, dramatic, emotional, healthy, humor, just, me, minutes, November, November Rain, rain, relationship, self-awareness, skill, skills, someone, too

• What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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  2 months ago

  career, good, humor, interest, interests, job, jobs, motivation, passion, skill, skills, social, social skill, someone, strength, strengths

• My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adult hack, again, away, carefully, favourite, forgetfulness, hack, humor, i, important, important thing, life, life skill, lose, never, organization, put, skill, something, thing

• People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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  2 months ago

  bullet, catch, challenge, humor, joke, people, practice, skill, teeth

• It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, card, cards, game, got, hand, hidden, humor, humor quote, luck, metaphor, play, skill, strategy

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