Funny quotes skill

13 Funny skill quotes

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

2 weeks ago

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

1 month ago

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

1 month ago

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

1 month ago

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

3 months ago

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

3 months ago

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

3 months ago

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

3 months ago

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

3 months ago

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

3 months ago

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

3 months ago

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

3 months ago

Talents: eating!

3 months ago