Funny quotes skills

33 Funny skills quotes

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

4 days ago

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

2 weeks ago

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

1 month ago

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

1 month ago

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

2 months ago

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

3 months ago

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

3 months ago

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

3 months ago

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

3 months ago

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

3 months ago

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

3 months ago

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

3 months ago

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

3 months ago

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

3 months ago

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

3 months ago

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

3 months ago

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

3 months ago

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

3 months ago

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

3 months ago

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

3 months ago