39 Funny skills quotes

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  12 hours ago

  Share →: I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

  Commentary:
  Solving mysteries one mistake at a time, but don't worry, I only create the best problems! 🤔✨😅

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  1 day ago

  Share →: “November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

  Commentary:
  I finally found a song that matches my talent for turning spilled coffee into an opera 🎶☕️🎭

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  4 days ago

  Share →: What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

  Commentary:
  Welcome to the prestigious field of Professional Couch Enthusiast! 🛋️😴🏆

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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  Commentary:
  "When your ears are on vacation but your neck's working overtime! 🤣🤷‍♂️🙇‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

  Commentary:
  "I knew your nunchuck skills weren't great, but this is a cutting blow! 🥋😂 #SwordUpgradeNeeded"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you caught me! I guess a little charm never hurt anyone… except maybe my reputation 😏🙊 Flirting: the universal language of good communication and harmless mischief! 😉 #flirtingexpert"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Looks like someone is looking for a career in…um, well, nothing? Maybe they can be the official office nap tester or the professional meme curator. Hey, someone's gotta do it! 💤😂

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

  Commentary:
  "Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet: no matter how hard you try, it always ends up messy and just when you think you've got it figured out, you realize you're doing it all wrong 🙈🛏️ #AdultingStruggles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern rite of passage – from carefree youth to adulting master by the power of Google search! Who needs to know how to change a tire when you can just ask the almighty search engine? Remember, in the age of information, being an adult is less about having all the answers and more about knowing where to find them online!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs relationship advice when you've got Al Bundy as your mentor? 🤣👰‍♂️ Don't forget to rock those white socks with sandals while lounging on the couch! 🧦🛋️ #MarriageGoals"

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