36 Funny skills quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.
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  1 month ago

  View →: “You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.
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  2 months ago

  View →: They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.
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  3 months ago

  View →: So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I have a very particular set of useless skills.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You look like you suck at Mario Kart.
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  4 months ago

  View →: An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.
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  4 months ago

  View →: ‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”
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  4 months ago

  View →: They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.
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  4 months ago

  View →: 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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