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1 month ago
Share →: You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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Commentary:
"When your ears are on vacation but your neck's working overtime! 🤣🤷‍♂️🙇‍♀️"
1 month ago
Share →: Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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"I knew your nunchuck skills weren't great, but this is a cutting blow! 🥋😂 #SwordUpgradeNeeded"
2 months ago
Share →: “You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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"Oh, you caught me! I guess a little charm never hurt anyone… except maybe my reputation 😏🙊 Flirting: the universal language of good communication and harmless mischief! 😉 #flirtingexpert"
2 months ago
Share →: They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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🤣 Looks like someone is looking for a career in…um, well, nothing? Maybe they can be the official office nap tester or the professional meme curator. Hey, someone's gotta do it! 💤😂
3 months ago
Share →: Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Commentary:
"Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet: no matter how hard you try, it always ends up messy and just when you think you've got it figured out, you realize you're doing it all wrong 🙈🛏️ #AdultingStruggles"
3 months ago
Share →: So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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Ah, the modern rite of passage – from carefree youth to adulting master by the power of Google search! Who needs to know how to change a tire when you can just ask the almighty search engine? Remember, in the age of information, being an adult is less about having all the answers and more about knowing where to find them online!
3 months ago
Share →: I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Commentary:
"Who needs relationship advice when you've got Al Bundy as your mentor? 🤣👰‍♂️ Don't forget to rock those white socks with sandals while lounging on the couch! 🧦🛋️ #MarriageGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Commentary:
"Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot 🚶🚗 Who needs a car when you're a legend like Chuck?"
5 months ago
Share →: I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

Commentary:
"Sounds like you're a master of 'Oops, I did it again!' 🤷‍♂️ Who needs to find solutions when you can whip up problems like a pro? 🤣 Keep shining, problem creator extraordinaire! ✨"
5 months ago
Share →: I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of mastering useless skills! 🤹‍♂️ Who needs practical talents when you can juggle expertise in things like making the perfect paper airplane and reciting outdated movie quotes? 🔮 Embrace your unique set of useless skills and dazzle the world with your wonderfully unhelpful abilities! 🎩✨"