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31 Funny skills quotes

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Funny Quotes Mar 16, 2025

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025