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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

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Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

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Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

68 shares on Discord this month:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

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My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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AI could never steal company time the way I do.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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