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Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

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Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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