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Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

January is the Monday of the year.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I have friends in high places (birds).

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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Going viral on X:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Just landed via Threads:

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Spotted on X:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Reported on Reddit:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

Going viral on Facebook:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Shared recently on Threads:

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Just shared via Twitch:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Making waves on Instagram:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Reported on WeChat:

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

Seen just now on Threads:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Spotted on Threads:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

Trending via Twitch:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Making waves on Messenger:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

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