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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

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Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

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