19 Funny smoking quotes — Wordgag ツ

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

1 month ago1 month ago

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

2 months ago2 months ago

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

2 months ago2 months ago

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

2 months ago2 months ago

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

2 months ago2 months ago

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

2 months ago2 months ago

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

3 months ago3 months ago

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

6 months ago6 months ago

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Jan 27, 2025

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Jan 27, 2025

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Jan 26, 2025

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Jan 25, 2025

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Jan 24, 2025