20 Funny smoking quotes

Funny smoking quotes light up your day with a puff of humor and wit 🚬😂 Whether you’re a smoker, an ex-smoker, or just love clever wordplay, these hilarious lines will have you chuckling in no time 😄🔥 Get ready to spark some laughs and share a smile with friends—because sometimes, laughter is the best smoke break! 💨🤣

20 Funny smoking quotes - Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Commentary:
Trying to explain to my boss why I need a break to strategize my snack heists, but they’re just not nibbling… 🥨🥷⌛

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20 Funny smoking quotes - I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Commentary:
"When your productivity level is higher than the clouds 🌿⛅ but you still forget where you left your phone 😅📱 #PabloProblems"

20 Funny smoking quotes - My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Commentary:
Looks like your guardian angel is on an extended smoke break, probably practicing some next-level cloud-making skills ☁️🚬! Hopefully, they remember they've got a job to do and come back before you need a miracle or two! 🌟😇 #UnbreakableBondWithMyGuardianAngels