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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

1 month ago

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

3 months ago

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

3 months ago

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

3 months ago

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

3 months ago

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

3 months ago

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

3 months ago