161 Funny snack quotes

• Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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  3 weeks ago

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• My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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  3 weeks ago

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• It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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  4 weeks ago

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• My body is a vessel for various dips.

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  4 weeks ago

  body, dip, eating, food, humor, snack, vessel

• Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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  1 month ago

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