165 Funny snack quotes

• Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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  1 hour ago

  bag, candy, giant, giant size, humor, me, necessary, resealable, size, snack

• Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

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  4 hours ago

  casual, cheeseburger, craving, day, eating, feels, food, good, good day, humor, snack, today

• My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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  4 hours ago

  beach, behavior, food, fry, funny behavior, humor, husband, i, relationship, say, seagull, snack, stealing, stealing food, want

• Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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  5 hours ago

  bad, bad decision, being, craving, decision, ever, every, fairy, fairy tale, food, food craving, Gretel, Hansel, humor, hunger, hungry, mistake, snack, started, tale, wrong

• Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

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  8 hours ago

  accident, bed, blanket, breakfast, cozy, crime, crumb, food, humor, mess, morning, scene, snack, where

• Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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  9 hours ago

  airplane, ale, biscoff, biscoff cookie, cookie, delta, delta flight, drink, eat, flight, funny habit, ginger, ginger ale, habit, kind, position, pretend, sit, sitting, sitting position, snack, sometimes, unnatural

• Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

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  9 hours ago

  bath, being, care, clean, cleaned, cry, fine, house, humor, i, just, mood, mood swing, self, self-care, snack, swing, wild, woman

• Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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  15 hours ago

  donut, donuts, eating, food, humor, keep, logic, me, rest, snack, tomorrow

• I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

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  16 hours ago

  childhood, humor, i, kindergarten, leisure, nap, read, reading, relaxation, sit, snack, take, want

• The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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  16 hours ago

  chip, chips, different, eating, food, humor, i, pizza, restaurant, snack, starter, wait, waiting, while

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