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Funny snack quotes

Oct 9
Share →: I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.
Sep 22
Share →: Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.
Sep 22
Share →: Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.
Sep 22
Share →: My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.
Sep 22
Share →: I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
Sep 22
Share →: Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.
Sep 22
Share →: If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.
Sep 22
Share →: I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.