108 Funny snack quotes

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  1 hour ago

  Share →: I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'air with a side of chips' combo! 🍟💨 #InnovativePackaging"

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  3 hours ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

  Commentary:
  "Congratulations on achieving peak banana management! 🍌🏆 #FruitNinja"

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  23 hours ago

  Share →: The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! Snacks never betray you, except maybe when they run out 🍕🍿😂."

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  5 days ago

  Share →: A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

  Commentary:
  "Still waiting for the TV that understands my crispy snack struggles! 🍿🤷‍♂️📺🔊"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities: Ice cream 1, Charger 0! 🍦🔌😅"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

  Commentary:
  "Listen to my body? But it's the same body that thinks six donuts is a balanced meal! 😅🍩🍩🍩"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm just one smart cookie crumbling under the pressure! 🍪😅 #DietGoals"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃‍♂️😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a good message mix – keeps life nutty and never boring! 🥜📱😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

  Commentary:
  "Currently negotiating peace talks with my 'crisis cookies' 🍪😂 How's the Snickers diplomacy going? 😜🍫"

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