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Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Going viral on Twitch:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Trending via Telegram:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Making waves on Telegram:

Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

Breaking via Telegram:

Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

Shared recently on WeChat:

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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23 shares on Threads this month:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Not again. I mean good morning.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

84 shares on Threads this month:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

20 shares on Threads this month:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Just shared via Slack:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Breaking via Twitch:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

Seen just now on X:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Breaking via YouTube:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

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