Wordgag ツ

3 months ago
Share →: Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Commentary:
"Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪"
3 months ago
Share →: Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Commentary:
"Looks like the loser club doubled in size but forgot to send out the memo! 🤪🎤 #TellingItLikeItIs"
4 months ago
Share →: The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Commentary:
Looks like the billionaires are playing a real-life game of "Who Wants to Be a Gazillionaire?" and it seems like they're winning! 🤑💰 Maybe it's time for everyone else to start hoarding those spare pennies like they're rare diamonds! 💎 #KeepTheChange
4 months ago
Share →: New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

Commentary:
"Looks like COVID got tired of just affecting your health, now it's coming for your ears too! Stay safe out there, you might end up binge-listening to shows about cat fashion or underwater basket weaving thanks to this new variant."
5 months ago
Share →: You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Commentary:
"Looks like it's time to upgrade our diets to include a bit more 'richness'! 💰🍽️ Who knew cannibalism could be so trendy? ✨ #EatTheRich"
5 months ago
Share →: I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Commentary:
"Being a woman is tough enough without adding unnecessary meanness to the mix! 🙅‍♀️ Let's lift each other up, ladies! 💪 Unless you're mean, then maybe take a nap or something. 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Commentary:
"Looks like my government skipped the memo on 'Making Life Easy 101' and went straight to the advanced level of 'Making Life Complicated 404'. 🤷‍♂️💸 #ThanksNotThanks"
5 months ago
Share →: People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wisdom of social distancing taken to a whole new level! 😄🏠 Just remember, good neighbors are the ones you can wave at from your window while sipping tea. ☕️👋 #IntrovertLife"
6 months ago
Share →: This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Commentary:
"Living in a world where kindness is considered a superpower! 🦸‍♂️ Who knew that being a decent human being would require so much courage and resilience? 💪 Keep spreading those good vibes in this chaotic era, you're our beacon of hope! 🌟 #DecencyRevolution"
6 months ago
Share →: Cancel culture has been canceled.

Commentary:
Looks like cancel culture just got a taste of its own medicine! 🚫✨ Time to hit "unsubscribe" on that trend! 😉 #CancelledCulture