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To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

Going viral on Reddit:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

Making waves on Reddit:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

67 shares on Threads this month:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

89 shares on Slack this month:

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

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Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Seen just now on Messenger:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

Trending via Threads:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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