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Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Trending via Threads:

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Spotted on Threads:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Going viral on TikTok:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Seen just now on TikTok:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Just landed via Messenger:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Trending via Pinterest:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

For Halloween, I will be okay.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

11 shares on X this month:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

No plans and no pants kind of day.

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Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Just landed via Instagram:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Trending via WeChat:

Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Going viral on Telegram:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Shared recently on X:

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?

Breaking via TikTok:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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