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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

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“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

94 shares on Discord this month:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

45 shares on TikTok this month:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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