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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

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Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Going viral on X:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

Going viral on YouTube:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

Going bananas on Threads:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Making waves on WeChat:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

2 months ago

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

3 months ago

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86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Spotted on WeChat:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Just shared via Threads:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

Going viral on Instagram:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Trending via Threads:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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