Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when idiot distribution was a bit more manageable 🤪🏞️ There's definitely a charm to the simplicity of having just one village idiot to deal with!
20 Funny society quotes
It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.
Commentary:
"Who needs candlelit dinners when you can bond over scavenging for canned goods together? 🥫💕 #ApocalypticRomance"
Everyone is getting idioter.
Commentary:
Looks like the intelligence pool is turning into a shallow puddle! 🤪🤦♂️ Don't worry, we can always rely on the smart cookies to keep things afloat…hopefully! 🍪🧠 #IdiotsEverywhere
Cancel culture has been canceled.
Commentary:
Looks like cancel culture just got a taste of its own medicine! 🚫✨ Time to hit "unsubscribe" on that trend! 😉 #CancelledCulture
Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.
Commentary:
"Thank goodness for coffee ☕️🙌! Without it, I'd be a walking disaster waiting to happen – imagine a world where I can't even function without a caffeine boost, society would be in for a wild ride! Stay safe out there, folks 😅☕️ #CoffeeLover"
Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.
Commentary:
Ah, elections – the ultimate family drama on a national scale! 🤣 It's like we're all caught in the crossfire of a messy breakup, anxiously waiting to see who ends up with custody of our future. 🗳️💔 Let's just hope they don't make us choose between weekends and holidays! #ElectionDrama #CustodyBattle
I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.
Commentary:
Isn't it funny how the playing field of job opportunities is now equally dismal for everyone, tattoos or not? 🤣💼 It's like the only requirement for a good job now is… umm, having good luck? Or maybe just being a cat whisperer? 🐱🔮Oh, the times we live in! 😅
I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.
Commentary:
Oh, so you only accept societal insights if they come with a side of car karaoke vibes? 🚗🎤 Well, I guess that’s one way to take in the latest trends in between red lights and pit stops! Who knew the key to unraveling the mysteries of society lay in the backseat cupholder all along? 🤔📱 #CarConfessions
The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.
Commentary:
"Breaking News: The evening news – where they kick off with a paradoxical 'Good evening' and then shatter your optimism with a spectacle of doom and gloom! 🌆📺😅 #MediaIrony"
When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.
Commentary:
"Picture it: post-apocalyptic world, crumbling cities, and fierce battles for survival… Am I the only one imagining a glorious cheese-making warrior clan? 🧀🗡️ Let's hope they can whip up some brie in between dodging zombies and forging alliances. Priorities, people! #CheeseForTheWin"