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Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Breaking via X:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Going viral on YouTube:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Just shared via WeChat:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Seen just now on Facebook:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

Just shared via TikTok:

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Just shared via X:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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66 shares on Discord this month:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

12 shares on Discord this month:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

79 shares on X this month:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

64 shares on Threads this month:

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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Happy new fear!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Going bananas on WeChat:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Shared recently on Discord:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

Shared recently on YouTube:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

Spotted on Twitch:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

Live now on TikTok:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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