69 funny solitude quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

May 26, 2026

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

May 25, 2026

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

May 25, 2026

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

May 25, 2026

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

May 24, 2026

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

May 24, 2026

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

May 24, 2026

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

May 23, 2026

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

May 22, 2026

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

May 22, 2026

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

May 21, 2026

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

May 21, 2026

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

May 21, 2026

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

May 21, 2026

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

May 20, 2026

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

May 20, 2026

Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

May 19, 2026

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

May 19, 2026

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

May 19, 2026

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

May 19, 2026

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

May 19, 2026

Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

May 19, 2026

My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

May 19, 2026

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

May 19, 2026

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

May 19, 2026

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

May 19, 2026

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

May 19, 2026

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

May 19, 2026

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

May 19, 2026