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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.