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Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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Making waves on Reddit:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Going viral on Facebook:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

Shared recently on Facebook:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Seen just now on X:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

Going viral on Threads:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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79 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

50 shares on Slack this month:

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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I love men with a provider fetish.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Snapchat:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Just shared via YouTube:

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Spotted on WeChat:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

Making waves on Messenger:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Going viral on X:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Trending via TikTok:

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

Spotted on TikTok:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Going bananas on X:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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