113 Funny sorry quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, my giggles were smoother than my pickup lines! 😂❤️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

  Commentary:
  "When Wi-Fi goes out, I channel my inner Shakespeare… and by that, I mean I become overly dramatic. 📡😅🗣️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Sorry for the oversight! Next time, I'll send out a personalized 'offense' card to ensure nobody feels left out! 💌🙈"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, upgrading my brain software. Please hold while I process your opinion! 🧠🔄😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

  Commentary:
  😂 Who needs feelings when you can have a full tank of sarcasm? 🤖🛠️ #JokesOnly #UpgradeComplete

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my leg's a drum soloist while my head's on a 'no headbanging' contract! 🥁😅 #LegLife"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

  Commentary:
  "When you met me, did you sense a disturbance in the force, or was it just last night's tacos? 🌮🔮😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

  Commentary:
  "Time flies when you're contemplating your towel life choices! 🚿🕒😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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  Commentary:
  "Oops, my brain hit the 'open world game' button and I got lost in side quests! 🎮🧠🤷‍♂️"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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  Commentary:
  "Trying to be normal is my superpower, but I must have left my cape at home! 🦸‍♂️😜😂"

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