Funny quotes sorry

90 Funny sorry quotes

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

1 month ago

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

1 month ago

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

1 month ago

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

1 month ago

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

1 month ago

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

1 month ago

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

2 months ago

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

2 months ago

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

2 months ago

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

2 months ago

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

2 months ago

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

3 months ago

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

3 months ago

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

3 months ago

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

3 months ago

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

3 months ago

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

3 months ago