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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Making waves on Messenger:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Spotted on Twitch:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Reported on Slack:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Going viral on TikTok:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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Funny sorry quotes turn apologies into laugh-out-loud moments — especially when we’re only *kind of* sorry! 😂🙈 Whether it’s saying “sorry, not sorry,” apologizing for something you’ll definitely do again, or offering an insincere “oops,” these quotes remind us that sometimes, the funniest way to say sorry is with a wink and a punchline. Because let’s be real — we’re *sort of* sorry! 😆💬🤷‍♂️

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on WeChat:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Shared recently on X:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Just landed via Telegram:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Making waves on YouTube:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

Just shared via Facebook:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Freshly posted on Discord:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Trending via Pinterest:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Making waves on Pinterest:

People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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